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Post by #JFS on Dec 24, 2007 17:44:29 GMT -4
Granted, but now all egg nog costs 100000000 dollars per litre.
I wish I had a hot pink Christmas Tree.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2007 17:48:45 GMT -4
Granted, but you go blind so you can't see it anymore.
I wish it wasn't 5:47..
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Post by Aaron Cyr on Dec 24, 2007 18:02:30 GMT -4
Granted, but you go back in time to World War II, get your right leg cut off...then bleed to death.
I wish I had a Pepsi
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Post by #JFS on Dec 24, 2007 18:10:14 GMT -4
Granted, but it comes from my evil Pepsi Transformer.
I wish I didn't have a tummy ache.
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Post by Aaron Cyr on Dec 24, 2007 20:28:19 GMT -4
Granted, but your penis falls off
I wish the sun would explode
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Post by The Archangel on Dec 24, 2007 23:21:06 GMT -4
granted...but your girlfriend still thinks your ugly even in the dark
I wish the WWE would fire Mark Henry
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Post by back on Dec 25, 2007 1:47:39 GMT -4
Granted, but Giant Gonzales is dug back up and becomes the undisputed champion by beating The Great Khali in the main event of wrestlemania in a 60 minute Iron man match.... And Hulk Hogan and Vince Mcmahon have a naked wrestling match as a half time show..
I wish I wasn't surrounded by flaming little boys, but surrounded by hot girls and candy!
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Post by The Archangel on Dec 25, 2007 2:30:55 GMT -4
granted...but I fuck all the girls and eat the candy
I wish Christmas was over
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Post by djblasta on Dec 25, 2007 8:30:00 GMT -4
Granted but you soon commit suicide for unknown reasons
I wish i had some pics like Jordan's new .gifs!
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Post by The Archangel on Dec 25, 2007 21:35:49 GMT -4
Granted...but your .gifs are of Christian Robbins...naked...Thigh Deep in Tofu...
I wish I didn't just give myself that visual
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Post by back on Dec 26, 2007 2:23:54 GMT -4
granted, but instead you have to visualize Big Show in a Borat style yellow thonged bikini wrestling Mark Henry in his own dirty pink thong.
I wish the Vancouver Canucks would win the stanley cup this season.
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Post by The Archangel on Dec 26, 2007 3:41:02 GMT -4
granted....but they only hold onto it for a week before loseing it...to John Cena
I wish John Cena was so injured that he never EEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEERR is seen in wrestling AGAYNE!
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Post by #JFS on Dec 26, 2007 13:27:46 GMT -4
Granted, but he comes to your house and KICKS THE FUCKING SHIT out of you.
I wish Lazzy wasn't such a FAG!
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Post by djblasta on Dec 26, 2007 13:39:30 GMT -4
Granted but he dies? and you weep over his dead body.
I wish i could've gotten some damn fingerless gloves for christmas!!!!
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Post by #JFS on Dec 26, 2007 19:08:28 GMT -4
HAHA I GOT FOUR PAIRS YA CUNT
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