Post by Sir Caldwellington the IV on Apr 20, 2010 12:44:52 GMT -4
Lo and behold I check my bank account and see that i have 2600 dollars so I decided to spend some! I hoped in my car and drove straight to Walmart. I grabbed some shampoo which I needed then headed to the Electronics Department to browse the bargin bin for 360 games. I pick up 3 games, two which were 10 dollars each and a 20 dollar one. While waiting to buy my items I take a look at the new movies and see Defendor. I like picking up random movies purely because I have the money to do so. But not shit movies, ie Twilight.
Now if you don't know what Defendor is about here's a basic rundown. Retarded guy thinks he's a super hero and tries to fight crime.
When you watch it though, it's like this movie can't fucking decide whether it wants to be serious or a comedy or action or fucking what! There's one character that he meets that stays in the plot who completely ruins it. She's a hooker and such a fucking bitch. All she cares about is drugs and she uses him to get them.
The premise of the movie is good though. I mean you've got a retarded guy getting up to shit but he doesn't know any better. That's in the movie too so that didn't go wrong. He believes what he's doing is right. But like I said before, that hooker fuck ruins the entire movie with her shitty acting. For example there''s this one part where he's out and gets shot. Now he has a close friend who cares for him and gave him his cell phone earlier and taught him how to use it in case he's in trouble. Well when he got in trouble he used it and his friend heard gun shots so he went to where he lived and asked that bitch where he went. And she just goes "I dunno." And he asks her a few more times and just keeps saying I dunno. She's such a cunt about everything and ONLY cares about drugs till the last 5 minutes of the movie where he dies. Yeah movie ruined but if you expected spoilers get out.
Now if you don't know what Defendor is about here's a basic rundown. Retarded guy thinks he's a super hero and tries to fight crime.
When you watch it though, it's like this movie can't fucking decide whether it wants to be serious or a comedy or action or fucking what! There's one character that he meets that stays in the plot who completely ruins it. She's a hooker and such a fucking bitch. All she cares about is drugs and she uses him to get them.
The premise of the movie is good though. I mean you've got a retarded guy getting up to shit but he doesn't know any better. That's in the movie too so that didn't go wrong. He believes what he's doing is right. But like I said before, that hooker fuck ruins the entire movie with her shitty acting. For example there''s this one part where he's out and gets shot. Now he has a close friend who cares for him and gave him his cell phone earlier and taught him how to use it in case he's in trouble. Well when he got in trouble he used it and his friend heard gun shots so he went to where he lived and asked that bitch where he went. And she just goes "I dunno." And he asks her a few more times and just keeps saying I dunno. She's such a cunt about everything and ONLY cares about drugs till the last 5 minutes of the movie where he dies. Yeah movie ruined but if you expected spoilers get out.